Oops, I think I stepped in some shiznit.

Uh... dude. I was reading a thread about CNN trying to become "hip." I almost thought the article was from The Onion.


Some quotes:

"CNN Headline News general manager Rolando Santos told the San Francisco Chronicle this week that he's looking to mix "the lingo of our people" — words like "whack" and "ill" — into newscasts to attract young people."


And one of the network managers sent this in an email to headline writers, along with a slang dictionary:

"Please use this guide to help all you homeys and honeys add a new flava to your tickers and dekkos," the message said, referring to graphics on the Headline News screen."


Hee.


And even more: The Washington Post gives their input. Bwa!