Sex is the theme
Jul. 25th, 2002 05:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
celestialfraySince it's good to get the worst over with... let me start with this: A review of Blade 2 by Harry Knowles. Warning. It is probably one of the scariest/creepiest writings in the world. If your brain is scarred, it's not my fault.
This is why Harry Knowles should be locked up before ever being allowed to touch a key, much less a whole board. ::shudders::
Just to get that gross feeling out of my brain, another better link that is actually interesting.
True Porn Clerk Stories - A girl works at a video store with porn. Her accounts of as she loses another piece of her soul day by day.
Some quotes:
Sometimes new customers don't see the security cameras right away, and they sure as hell don't expect the Voice of God mike. When you're scrutinizing the charming cover art of White Trash Whore the last thing you want is to be chastized by a booming voice from above
"Seriously, you guys are the best!" Never, not once, has he received a positive response to this behavior, but he still does it. "You guys rule, you know that?" I've met Golden Retriever puppies with more dignity.
My manager high-fived me when I came up. I had kept our store clean and safe for our non-masturbating porn freaks and done my little bit to keep the virgin/whore dichotomy firmly in place.
This is why Harry Knowles should be locked up before ever being allowed to touch a key, much less a whole board. ::shudders::
Just to get that gross feeling out of my brain, another better link that is actually interesting.
True Porn Clerk Stories - A girl works at a video store with porn. Her accounts of as she loses another piece of her soul day by day.
Some quotes:
Sometimes new customers don't see the security cameras right away, and they sure as hell don't expect the Voice of God mike. When you're scrutinizing the charming cover art of White Trash Whore the last thing you want is to be chastized by a booming voice from above
"Seriously, you guys are the best!" Never, not once, has he received a positive response to this behavior, but he still does it. "You guys rule, you know that?" I've met Golden Retriever puppies with more dignity.
My manager high-fived me when I came up. I had kept our store clean and safe for our non-masturbating porn freaks and done my little bit to keep the virgin/whore dichotomy firmly in place.
