Panties + Celery = Risque fun for all!
Dec. 8th, 2002 07:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
celestialfrayThis yahoo listing was so bizarre I had to click:
Art Frahm: A Study on the Effects of Celery on Loose Elastic - collection of 1950s pin-ups featuring women carrying celery whose panties have fallen down in public.
Quotes: "Look at enough of these pictures, and something deeply creepy emerges. For starters, their entire premise is untenable: underwear simply does not fall down like this, unless the wearer has no hips and the panties no elastic. This is some curious glimpse into someone's fantasy - a world where men regularly happen across women whose undergarments have fluttered to their ankles. A world where underwear failure in the middle of an everday chore is a signal, a cue, an invitation. Her pants are down and she can't run. Have at it, boys!"
And: "Each of these pages contains the full tableau, with close-ups detailing the less savory aspects of the scene - including the all-important question as to whether or not celery is involved."
And from one of the commentaries: "If your panties fall down in a forest, is there anyone who DOESN'T hear it?"
Art Frahm: A Study on the Effects of Celery on Loose Elastic - collection of 1950s pin-ups featuring women carrying celery whose panties have fallen down in public.
Quotes: "Look at enough of these pictures, and something deeply creepy emerges. For starters, their entire premise is untenable: underwear simply does not fall down like this, unless the wearer has no hips and the panties no elastic. This is some curious glimpse into someone's fantasy - a world where men regularly happen across women whose undergarments have fluttered to their ankles. A world where underwear failure in the middle of an everday chore is a signal, a cue, an invitation. Her pants are down and she can't run. Have at it, boys!"
And: "Each of these pages contains the full tableau, with close-ups detailing the less savory aspects of the scene - including the all-important question as to whether or not celery is involved."
And from one of the commentaries: "If your panties fall down in a forest, is there anyone who DOESN'T hear it?"
