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Aug. 9th, 2002 02:25 amAaaaagh!! I'm watching a rerun of SNL and it's old enough for the Vanilla Ice performance to not be a parady.
The dancing! The hair! The hammer pants! The outfits (More glitter and satin than Liberace) The phrase: "Word to your mother." The fact that part of the dancing involves humping the floor and it's intended to be serious.
Ew, and now this humping has become humping with a purpose. A dancer humps the floor while inching forward between the legs of a short line of dancers and when he reaches the end, he stands up and opens his legs. The first dancer in line becomes the floorhumper. It keeps revolving. Wow, this routine is strangely homoerotic with all the pelvic thrusts and humping. Though I'm sure the floor is feeling very violated. Poor floor. You've been abused so much.
I'm not even going to mention the singing (oh wait, I just did. Nevermind then) Anyway, there's nothing that can be said that can fully cover the horror of it all.
I realize now that I shouldn't have continued watching but its like cow riding a donkey in a truck bearing flaming nuns crashing into a herd of rutting wildabeasts. No matter how horrible it is, you just can't stop looking.
The dancing! The hair! The hammer pants! The outfits (More glitter and satin than Liberace) The phrase: "Word to your mother." The fact that part of the dancing involves humping the floor and it's intended to be serious.
Ew, and now this humping has become humping with a purpose. A dancer humps the floor while inching forward between the legs of a short line of dancers and when he reaches the end, he stands up and opens his legs. The first dancer in line becomes the floorhumper. It keeps revolving. Wow, this routine is strangely homoerotic with all the pelvic thrusts and humping. Though I'm sure the floor is feeling very violated. Poor floor. You've been abused so much.
I'm not even going to mention the singing (oh wait, I just did. Nevermind then) Anyway, there's nothing that can be said that can fully cover the horror of it all.
I realize now that I shouldn't have continued watching but its like cow riding a donkey in a truck bearing flaming nuns crashing into a herd of rutting wildabeasts. No matter how horrible it is, you just can't stop looking.
