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celestialfray) wrote2002-10-14 08:34 pm
celestialfray) wrote2002-10-14 08:34 pm
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Hm.. So a football player and another guy walks into my room...
Sounds like a joke. All I need is a pope and a singing frog.
They came in (my door wasn't closed), started talking and the first guy tried to get me to high five him.
I was like, "uh.. Who are you?"
Him (papaphrased): Don't you know me? I play football. blah blah"
Me: "I don't watch football. Or go to any games."
Him: "So you don't drink or party or go out."
Me: "I go out. I just don't party"
Him: "So you're just here for your edjamacation?"
Me: "... yeah"
And then solicited by handing me a sheet with a bunch of magazine subscriptions. I told him I wasn't interested and before he left, he asked if I had any food. That he could eat.
...
::blinks::
Sounds like a joke. All I need is a pope and a singing frog.
They came in (my door wasn't closed), started talking and the first guy tried to get me to high five him.
I was like, "uh.. Who are you?"
Him (papaphrased): Don't you know me? I play football. blah blah"
Me: "I don't watch football. Or go to any games."
Him: "So you don't drink or party or go out."
Me: "I go out. I just don't party"
Him: "So you're just here for your edjamacation?"
Me: "... yeah"
And then solicited by handing me a sheet with a bunch of magazine subscriptions. I told him I wasn't interested and before he left, he asked if I had any food. That he could eat.
...
::blinks::